Operation Diaper Dump
(in the "Standard" Shakespearean 14-line Sonnet style:)
ABAB CDCD EFEF GG

The "West" has gone off once again in style
To do some "military stuff" (or such)
Producing (as per usual) a pile
of bovine excrement so bloody much
that words alone cannot describe the stench
or scale of the disaster. "Epic Poop"
might serve for starters, but "a Monkey Wrench"
just doesn't do the job like "Diaper Droop".
The proper meme evokes both sight and smell,
repellant but presumptive nonetheless,
too arrogant and ignorant to quell
concerns about what ghouls and goblins bless:
our "Operations" unplanned and frenetic
like surgery without an anesthetic.

Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright © 2026